grapes

The site is currently closed for heavy construction work - enjoy what's here while it's still here.

Hi, I'm Grapes, and this is my website. For a while I got a little enthusiastic with the blogs and such, and people stop listening once you list the fifth url. So yes, this is the dumping ground for pretty much everything I do online, along with a lot of silly stuff that should be deleted soon.

As an introduction, I'm still a teenager. No, don't run away. I have big and probably naive dreams of becoming a filmmaker and traveling the world. I've just recently learned to pay attention to the world around me and to really appreciate it, so you should stick with me because...I guess it's sort of magical, this stage of life. And if you're getting on in years and regretting your life, what better way to relive those years or even become really resentful than by seeing someone else go through it?

Good god, that paragraph was really fluffy.

I've got a bouquet-full of ideas for the future. Who knew math class could be so prolific in putting nonmathematical ideas in my head? For now, enjoy the ridiculous and even rude things on here, and I'll send you a telepathic hug if you write in the guestbook.

For more intelligent things, my blog is the place to go. For a good laugh, try any of the pages here and Ernest and La Poo Poo's blogs. For the record, Ernest is a paper bag, the kind you put a sandwich in. He tries, but his lack of arms and a tongue severely prohibit his development.

Disclaimer: The stuff on this website is for entertainment purposes and does not show my true intents toward anybody. Also, no one died in the making of this website.